Jake Skymilker Hoodie


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Jake Skymilker – Hoodie

“Who is this guy? How did the most optimistic guy in the galaxy become this hermit who says the Jedi have to end? That’s not my Luke Skywalker. Maybe this is a new character, Jake Skywalker.” – Mark Hamill

You were nearly correct Mark, for you see, Luke Skywalker was killed after Return of the Jedi by his arch nemesis… Jake Skymilker. The evil Sith Lord Jake Skymilker fled to Ahch-To, where he spent eternity milking gigantic alien breasts for delicious green milk. Thanks Disney.

As with all Nerds Assemble apparel, this hoodie feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and looks great on both men and women. Our shirts feature:

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket

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Size Chart

Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28